EXPERIENCE
Digitas - Senior Copywriter
RAGÚ. Maytag. AAA. Goldfish crackers.
Cramer-Krasselt - Intern - Senior Copywriter
Beer. Sports cars. Roller coasters. Financial Advising. Also made some ads.
Chicago Portfolio School
Spent most of the year explaining portfolio school to civilians.
OLDEN DAYS - THE NEW YORK YEARS
Retail
Accumulated the requisite number of plaid shirts to pursue career as a professional ad creative.
Rock & Roll
Helped manage bands I like that you may or may not also like (ask). Turns out the early-aughts music business was not a growth industry.
BOOK LEARNIN'
Colgate University - Hamilton, NY
BA in the highly marketable liberal arts of English, Philosophy & Religion.